but if you get some nice whole wheat bread and toast that shit it really brings a PBJ to the next level

am i?

i like to make PBJs w a ridiculous amount of PB and preserves so when im done there’s a pile of it that i scoop into my mouth w my hands like a baby

france joins BRICS

jk lol

motorcycles are way too efficient. should be them in a giant SUV or pickup truck, both of which they don’t need

lol. lmao, even

“in a bout of confusion, the US has invaded Armenia”

thanks for explaining comrade! sometimes you have to make compromises for the movement: the USSR allied with britain and amerika to defeat fascism. its simpler on hexbear, we’re funded by george soros, so we just have to be massive liberals

in a shocking turn of events, the service workers of florida have taken control of the national guard depots and established a people’s state. they have seized all private industry and are engaged in a defensive war against the US military. they call it “orange terror”

wait, are we funded by the CPC or Russia? im confused, how am i gonna know what im supposed to post?!

China has protests against covid policy that saved millions of lives, the government listens to and adjusts policy accordingly

western chauvinist: omg look at this revolt, proof that China is ebil!! im such a smart redditor!

amerika has protests against the police killing people for being black, government responds by vilifying protestors and ramping up police violence

western chauvinist: they’re rioting! they’re destroying their cities! omg we need cops to put them in their place!

12 day old acct

“hello fellow hexbears”

lol its this shit every time libs see a legitimate left stance. im assuming you’ve seen the sh.itjust.works defed post. its like 5 super vocal users having a conniption fit that there are communists on the internet

smh i only drink acids that have a pH of 0!

chugs 1 M solution of hydrochloric acid

thats why we gotta go all Mao on the landlords

this reminded me of how 4channers purposely desensitize themselves to gore and other heinous stuff, but they cant escape the pain of loneliness. and it could be solved if they just didnt act like massive pieces of shit. then they blame it on women and the supposed phenomenon of them only dating the “top 20%” of men! its probably the stupidest self-fulfilling prophecy

jfc, you dont even have to have basic hygiene (tho that helps), just be nice!! dont be a misanthropic shut-in with a hyper-inflated ego and unearned confidence in ur intelligence. but when they try to be nice it isnt bc they want others to be happy, its to get something, so they come off as a disingenuous Nice Guy. i hate them but also kind of feel bad for them. maybe if they didnt get caught in this vicious cycle some of them wouldnt be reactionary assholes

sorry for the tangent, good meme

bc blahaj zone has a comm full of chasers (c/196) that fetishize us trans folk. then they went 0-100 w the ableism and we realized that 196 is incompatible w hexbear

pleased to have you