It would show up on a breathalyzer. It doesn’t measure what you drank, but rather what’s in your blood.
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hperrin@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The people who first invented tools had to invent inventing tools without tools.2·2 months agoI mean, a good enough rock can be considered a tool. Same as an antler or a bone.
hperrin@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft starts final Windows Recall testing before rolloutEnglish32·2 months agoI love how no matter how much the market makes it explicitly clear that an idea is absolutely terrible, Microsoft will just be like, “we’re doing it anyway, fuck you.” The best argument for Linux is just to gesture vaguely at Windows.
It’s a limitation of the hardware.
So what you’re saying is I have two eyes in my beeholes?
But what came first, the human or the egg?
Hold on, wait a minute, pause. There are people who think that bugs have lungs?
hperrin@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Trump’s counter-terror cuts will harm fight against far right, experts warn8·3 months agoTrump acts like a far right extremist, therefore, Trump is a far right extremist.
If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck…
hperrin@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Trump’s counter-terror cuts will harm fight against far right, experts warn54·3 months agoThat’s because Donald Trump is a far right extremist.
Ok, I’ll name this guy Larry.
Blue ink. Blue paper. Blue crystals. Blue legos. All things that are definitely blue. Can’t be any other color, cause they’re blue.
You know that list of the richest people in the world?
hperrin@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•So that's when I deleted my accountEnglish1·6 months agoInvites get sent out about once a week.
hperrin@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•'Enron CEO' Hit With A Pie In The Face In New York261·6 months agoThis is literally all publicity stunts.
hperrin@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•‘Unprecedented risk’ to life on Earth: Scientists call for halt on ‘mirror life’ microbe research12·6 months agoMaybe someone should build 50 underground silos.
I don’t know. Maybe.
hperrin@lemmy.worldto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL Netflix ad tier blocks some shows and movies unless you upgrade your planEnglish6·6 months agoGot any suggestions for another instance that doesn’t block much? (Or isn’t blocked much, I don’t know what’s happening.)
hperrin@lemmy.worldto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL Netflix ad tier blocks some shows and movies unless you upgrade your planEnglish70·6 months agoSo far, BitTorrent hasn’t blocked anything for me.
To answer this guy’s question, yes, it would show up, because the alcohol is present in your blood, and thus, your pee.