cops solve crimes

well it was anyway.

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excellent hyperrealistic B&W full-arm cooked shrimp tattoo

i eat shrimps and shrimps is bugs

i’ll surf with a pasty any time

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holy shit its british Point Break

(no surfing of course because england)

its an archaism. a modern understanding of animal behavior and ethics have both pushed that training modality out, and probably the more successful animal trainers of yore never really relied on it, but people absolutely used to beat the shit out of animals. perhaps not often, and perhaps not horribly, but animal cruelty was certainly common enough to enter the lexicon. see “carriage whip”. see “spurs”. see “bearing rein”. see “branding iron”. etc etc. hell theres even the phrase “spare the rod, spoil the child”.

and this is not the worst place a study of the history of language will take you. remember that european and white north american cultures both (among others) unabashedly practiced chattel slavery for centuries, if not millennia for older cultures.

Lilu Multipass & Ruby Rhod

yep

galileosballs is the last screw holding the house together i swear

in terms of their motives? absolutely. is -1 a better score than -5? yes. are they both in the negative? you better believe it. don’t go slobbering all over clinton and obama’s loafers just because there are worse people out there. they tried to enrich the wealthy and succeeded. only difference between the dems and the republicans up until the trump era was that the dems lied about being progressive to distract from their wealth transfer and the repubs committed a casual ongoing genocide to distract from theirs. but it worked- you are distracted. from clinton deregulating corporate oversight and obama kneecapping socialized health care on behalf of the insurance industry. were bush and reagan and bush junior more harmful? yeah of course, but let’s not lionize their coworkers because they used a different disingenuous strategy to launder money for their corporate masters. in the present moment, of course, it’s a bit different- the republicans are stoking the engine of an outright fascist coup and the dems are spoiling the only chance we have to stop it with weak appeals to “decorum” and “practicality”.

so no, they’re not exactly the same. one is jabba the hutt, and the other is the little shitgoblin cackling on his tail. neither will help you. get used to it.

edit: math

fixed that for you

just because the author is into pfisting doesn’t mean they tell you how to do it in the book.

18 and only 18 😤

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absolutely yes. the connections to the events in star wars are pretty much all fan service, it excels on its own. the tricky thing about making a prequel is when it ends up better than the original.

let’s DELVE.

anybody up for some DELVING?

we could DELVE into literally any topic other than the three word explanation you are begging google to reveal to you whilst weeping silently in your car on your lunch break in line to pick up a cold sandwich behind fifteen door dashers at the burger king drive-thru.

is that what you’d like to DELVE into today?

you precious little organic life form with (i assume) 3-65 fingers?

lol bro is tweep donkled rn