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Cake day: August 15th, 2023

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  • Oh dear.

    ā€œThe overriding gist of the DOJā€™s lawsuit against Apple brought to mind, for DF reader E.G., Kurt Vonnegutā€™s dystopian short story Harrison Bergeron. Despite being an enormous Vonnegut fan, I couldnā€™t recall reading it before. Itā€™s so apt. As E.G. quipped in his email to me, ā€œOnly in making all products, services, and experiences equally bad, will we have equality and fairness.ā€ā€


  • All you need to know about Gruber is in this claim of his about phone photography, in a critique of a NY Times tech journalist who deigned to acknowledge that readers could just use flash to get better low-light photos:

    A mainstream technology columnist should be explaining to readers why they should not use flash, and how best to capture low-light photographs without it. ā€œYou could always just use flashā€ is technology malpractice.

    In reality, a mainstream technology columnistā€™s job isnā€™t to encourage readers to cough up hundreds of dollars to buy the newest phone for the sake of something that might be of negligible importance to most of them.

    Gruber clearly thinks his job is to always encourage readers to buy the latest Apple phone. At least when his job isnā€™t to sniff his own farts.

    Flash is also technology! Most photography and videography is done using artificial light! There arenā€™t many people walking around with spy satellite lenses like fucking Kubrick to do natural light camera work.

    Also I think heā€™s a bit of a fancy watch douchebag.