Nee, das ist Kottbus-Schokolade

You’re goddamn right

Naja, weil das die selbe Etymologie hat wie “Park” und so

Darf man Südpferch sagen?

Taschémon

I’m going to be disappointed if nobody has written an SCP about it

No, it counts as German food

Not until Netcraft confirms it

Worum geht es da? Senf essen? Senf machen? Ein Glas Senf so weit wie möglich werfen?

You are perfectly right

Lol, isn’t this what laugenbrezel are?

White

A very pacific world view

From Wikipedia:

Bokito may have become frustrated because the woman, who appeared to show interest, repeatedly walked away. Van Hooff speculated on what might have happened had she remained still rather than resisting. “I think he would have given her a few slaps on the back. And then, yes, he might have done what male gorillas do with female gorillas.”

Bromoform

Chouffe glass :))

Me: These are unironically good names

Fun fact: In the SpongeBob universe, the continuum hypothesis is canonically false, as shown in episode S02E11, and as confirmed by the writers

Wonderful

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/roller-coaster-dad

Expedition Everest coaster at Disney’s Animal Kingdom.