I did that to my old boss weekly. This guy was dense.

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Shit like what? Someone else’s opinion?

I disagree. Trumpers are definitely worse.

Probably counting only the contiguous 48

I feel like I’m missing a joke because of the downvotes on this comment. Or is the joke science illiteracy?

Halving something requires a scale…

Do you mean that you can’t imagine how he actually drove it into the swimming pool unless alcohol or something else occurred? Because falling over a 5-10 foot ledge and having the mower land on you would easily cause significant injuries.

As for why it was driven into the pool: Could be something as simple as being distracted, eg., using his phone while mowing.

A swing and a miss.

I just bought a new car and it has internet enabled remote start. The salesman touted the feature. My response: “oh so I can start the car in [one state] while I’m in [another state] so it’s ready for me when I get back?” He didn’t have a good response for that. Nice car, dumbass feature.

I assume the Trump/Vance campaign privately told CBS no fact checking else Vance drops out of the debate.

People like the one you responded to drive me nuts. Comments are for discussion, how the hell do they think discussions work?

The article implies that he did this stunt right after the box was placed, so he was probably waiting for it and would know that it was empty.

Regardless, I agree that at a minimum this is an election interface but I doubt they could make a solid case for ballot theft.

Unfortunately sounds like there was no ballots in it yet.

Square.

Try running tanks or planes without fuel, parts or ammo production. Covid was a little inconvenience compared to the supply chain nightmare a war could bring. It takes a TON of upkeep to keep a military rolling.

What does this even mean? That a private citizen is going to have better access to fuel, parts and ammo than the government?!?

You’re implying that if there weren’t other women willing to do so, it would be ok for him to drug his wife without consent.

I like the subtle windows logo in the bin for windows ME.

That’s a fucking delicious 33 years.

I would say I would boycott Starbucks, but that would imply they have a product I desire.