Self explanatory.

  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.worldEnglish
    5·
    19 days ago

    Need to make it sound more modern and sleek, like when the first iPod and iPhones came out. You could name it the iCrumba.

    • SPRUNT@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      6·
      19 days ago

      It’s integrated into the base of the toaster.

      The toaster has a motion sensor. When there’s been a toasting, it waits for a set amount of time of motionlessness before Crumba gets going.

      Also schedulable through the app, of course.

          • Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
            2·
            1 day ago

            You should see me write in my home-town dialect, its Umlaute all the way down:

            natürläch, mä muess ds End UND der Nether 2x besiegä, um netheride z machä…

            naturally, one has to defeat the end AND the nether 2x to make Netherite…

            The discussion being between me and a friend, who misunderstood how one of the new minecraft things worked

            wait ill search for a more umlaut-one

            wöu i wirdä wouh uf ändi Jahr mi gross PC oh uf Linux änderä, u frage mi öbi immerno Ubuntu, odr vilech doch öbbis wi Mint odr soo sötti bruuchä. […]

            Because I will probably, towards end of the year, change my big PC too to Linux. I’m just questioning wether I should still use Ubuntu, or maybe change to using Mint or such. […]

            There are some horrible words with like two ä’s behind one-another and another just yonder of the consonant

            Notable Mentions: är hüület ; he’s crying (bawling his eyes out).
            Schlööf ; ice-skates.
            aaöödä ; to bore someone and the necessery: Chuchichästli, which I will let you decipher on your own.

            anyways much fun, good luck trying to pronounce any of it.

  • Hello Hotel@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    19 days ago

    I read it as “A counter to your roomba called the crumba”. Because of course I want a robot that lays down crumbs for my roomba.