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Were the French always a bunch of pretentious elitist pricks or did that only start after some specific event?
Their food is good but it certainly isn’t significantly better than many other places.
They still smoke like chimneys.
They are still pretty misogynistic.
They make terrible cars and pretty much all their manufacturing may as well have their quality control run by Helen Keller.
Their “world famous” city smells like piss and is a filthy mess (unless they decide to clean it up for something like the Olympics).
Their police are notorious for abusing their power and attempting to silence reporters or the media.
Rotten cabbage rocks, especially the Korean varieties
Lol, the French cannot even make wine as good as Italians can and they think they can touch their food?
“Ice cube salad”?
Our Finnish cuisine is so non-existent people can’t even make jokes about it.
Uuuhh… the starvation bark bread? I think there was a reindeer meat pizza that one some award.
Whatever, our own one thing is a vaguely modified American dish, and comes from Quebec, so you’re not alone.
That’s not cuisine, that’s a dish. It’s a Finnish dish, but the cuisine is technically Italian.
We don’t have a cuisine in the same way in the North as mainland Europe does. Like do you know what the national dish of Finland is? Karjalanpaisti, Karelian stew. Which when traditionally made, has the following ingredients ONLY; beef cubes, pork cubes, a mildly salted pot of water.
Heat for several hours.
That’s it.
Like people joke about how bland British food is but it’s literally on fire compared to our traditional dishes. Like a shepherd’s pie made with a red wine and even bland-ish British spices would be absolutely gorgeous compared to Karelian stew.
I think the national dish really reflects the Finnish spirit well though.
Mongolian “cuisine” is kind of the same. At some point you’re far enough north meat is the only reliable ingredient. It’s remarkable how well the Koreans and Russians have managed to make out.
I think the national dish really reflects the Finnish spirit well though.
In which way do you mean?
Well Mongolia is quite a bit further South than even the furthest part of Finland. Finland being around 59° and Mongolia 52°. But it’s warmer here, more likely. Because we get some of the warming effects of the Gulf.
Mongolia is mostly desert and we have the sea and forests. My point here being there’s tons of plants and whatnot. I understanding having to eat just horse if there’s literally nothing else around, but… spices would’ve been more common in that part of the world though, so I wonder if the meat got some spices?
We didn’t really even have peppers lol. Could’ve just thrown in some thyme and carrots and onions and whatnot at the least.
I’ve also heard a thing in which sometimes in hot parts of the world like say India, some of the heavy spice mixes originated because the lower classes would often have near spoiled meat and you wanted the spices to make up for the poor quality.
Here in Finland storing meat wouldn’t have been much of an issue because of the cold.
I think the national dish really reflects the Finnish spirit well though.
In which way do you mean?
Half pigs, half cows, mildly salty and without any passion (spice).
LOL, that’s funny. As an italian, I regret not having tried real french cuisine yet.
They can’t even make wine as good as you can. They shouldn’t even think to criticize the food
Marie Antoinette?
What cuisine should that be?A fillet of some kind.
Cake, maybe?
Eat the rich
I think this belongs more in !cartographyanarchy@lemm.ee
But I chuckled so thanks for sharing
“The Vast Atlantic Ocean” is 😙🤌
Cruel, heartless, totally deserved. Appropriate friendly banter.
What do you mean? That’s just reality, isn’t it?
Some say there are islands there that have food without flavour.
Nah, that’s just misinformation.
"inventors"is the best diss i’ve ever seen for modern swedish foodi asked a friend from italy what she thought about our pizza and she basically said “as long as i don’t think of it as pizza it’s fine”
she and her bf would regularly hang out with the guy who ran the only italian pizzeria in town and they would shit-talk our food for hours. mad respect.
More like according an American person who identifies as French.
Meh, “proper cuisine” is definitely accurate since it’s our national pride, but most of the others don’t really feel like french stereotypes. “Soggy pastry” for Denmark even sounds suspiciously american, I’ve never heard anyone say that about this country in France and I don’t even know what it’s referring to
Yeah as a Scandinavia living in france, all that part is totally off too.
The Meatball thing? Sounds amerikanish too, def not french.
The meatball thing came from Ikea 100%
We stole them bad boys from Turkey iirc.
I took a look at the website this is coming from, it seems to be mostly the blog author’s interpretation of what the stereotypes are for each of their maps
Chicken Tikka Masala was invented in the UK. I can’t think of a single item of French cuisine I would choose over Chicken Tikka Masala.
I can’t think of a single item of French cuisine I would choose over Chicken Tikka Masala.
you’re insulting yourself and CTM more than french cuisine there mate.
Name a French dish superior to Chicken Tikka Masala.
coq au vin.
croque madame.
pain aux chocolat.
you even picked a curry that isn’t even the best on the menu at INDIAN restaurants anyway. Lamb Rogan Josh, now that’s a heavy hitter.
Yep. Better than all three.
The best restaurants I’ve ever been to have been in London. But, then, they rarely serve “traditional” English food. Dollar for dollar, the food in London is better than the food in Paris.
Outside of London - sorry, I agree with the map. English cuisine has a few of things they do better than anyone else, but the meals have not impressed me. I can’t speak for the rest of the UK; I haven’t visited Scotland or Ireland, and only drove a few miles in Wales by accident.
However. I will fight anyone for a Cornish pasty. I don’t know where they were invented, but like all great foods they’re both delicious and made with, like, 6 ingredients.
My credentials include more than a single trip. I’ve had 4 vacations in France, and 2 years lived for 2 weeks every other month in Paris. I’ve had two vacations in England, and lived for 1-2 weeks every month in London, again for two years running. I have a great amount of experience with restaurants at all price ranges in both cities, and a reasonable exposure to cuisine outside of the capitals.
I agree. But we don’t get recognised. I couldn’t be more amused.
I’m amused too, I just felt the need to point that out.
I love your pubs and have found the food enjoyable in my limited experience. I will say I don’t understand Kickey Ball were the guys run around and never kick the ball into the Giant barn door sized goal… But it’s vastly superior to the American version which leads to irreversible brain damage.
This feels more like !cartographyanarchy@lemm.ee!
Thanks for mentioning, I didn’t know about this. Just subbed!
It’s ironic that they’ve missed out Ireland, throwing some great hunger shade.
Yeah, I was like: O no, the French dislike te British too much to even insult them? 😸
What’s “soggy pastry” talking about?
I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest “Danish”.
I’m more concerned about the fact that they think Austrians subsist on the corpse of a queen.
