• TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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    12 days ago

    So the agreement the ghoul he put in place at the treasury department said was going to be signed soon will not be signed.

    Remember when he said, “24 hours after he’d be president, he’d have peace?”

    Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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      12 days ago

      Remember when he said, “24 hours after he’d be president, he’d have peace?”

      That’s part of a desensitization strategy where trumpy makes outlandish claims nobody takes seriously so if he manages to deliver on a single one out of hundreds of such, he’s celebrated as a visionary. So republicans are measured by their successes and Democrats are measured by their failures, no matter how low those rates may be for each.

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      12 days ago

      Yeah but on one hand you hold the possibility of peace and in the other rampant profiteering.

      For an absolute scumbag the choice is obvious, no?

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    12 days ago

    Counter-proposal:

    Trump, not America, but Donald J Trump gets the entire of post-Soviet Ukraine, including 10th century Kievan Rus lands, on the condition that he settles those lands for 100 years. This is non-negotiable.

    Let’s let greed play itself out

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      12 days ago

      A more realistic counter-proposal: Ukraine will negotiate a trade deal with China, because China is not under Putin’s influence - on the contrary, Putin is heavily dependent on China and under their influence. At this point, they can tell him to stop. He’s very low on reserves.

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        He’s also close to dying apparently. One can only hope from polonium poisoning. For him only the best.

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          I think the “dying soon” bit was Zelensky trying to make him more paranoid. Putin seems to already be fairly paranoid and Zelensky giving predictions about his death will probably have effect on his peace of mind and diet. :)

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    12 days ago

    Good thing this guy never owned a casino.

    Oh, wait…

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      Not just a casino, had to copy and paste because Im not writing 60 plus businesses Trump Airlines aka Trump Shuttle Trump Mortgage was unable to pay its debts, including unpaid taxes. Yes, Trump even failed at his specialty! Trump Steaks went out of business owing Buckhead Beef $715,000. Trump Steakhouse was shut down for 51 health code violations, including serving five-month-old duck! Trump Wine Trump Vodka Trump Fire Trump Power Trump Pale Ale Trump Water Trump Ice Trumped! was an American daily talk radio program hosted by Donald Trump. Trump the Game (failed twice) Trump the Fragrance The Trump Foundation, a fraudulent “charity,” robbed the poor of charity donations and was shut down by the State of New York. Trump “University” was shut down as fraudulent after bilking over 5,000 students and Trump was penalized $25 million. Trump staged wealth-building seminars that cost up to $35K. The instructors turned out to be motivational speakers, some with criminal records. Trump Institute was separate from the fraudulent “university.” Trump Princess Tour de Trump Trump Modeling TrumpNet was called “the worst idea in the history of the Internet.” Trump Telecom was a telephone communication company that abandoned its trademark. Trump Tower Tampa

      Trump sold his name to the tower’s developers and received $2 million. The project folded with just $3,500 left in cash. Condo buyers sued Trump for allegedly misleading them. Trump settled and paid as little as $11,115 to buyers who had lost hundreds of thousands of dollars. Trump Chicago Trump Soho Trump Golf Puerto Rico Trump Baja Mexico Trump Atlanta Trump Charlotte Trump Fort Lauderdale Trump Waikiki Hotel Trump Jupiter Trump Baku Hotel in Azerbaijan never opened. Trump International Hotel and Tower Dubai never opened. Trump International Hotel and Tower New Orleans never opened. Trump Tower Palm Beach Trump Empire Cologne Trump Success Cologne Trump Style Trump World Trump Magazine Trump Travel Agency Trump Mattresses goTrump-dot-com Trump IPO ticker DJT Trump Vitamins & Urine Test Kits “Paris is Out” Musical New Jersey Generals

  • Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world
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    I don’t think people have caught onto the fact that you should never give into Trump’s demands… full stop.

    The assumption that what you give to him is transactional and will make him stop doesn’t apply.

    Giving in just shows you perceive your position as weak and he will ask for more or destroy you later.

    Look at all the Broadcast networks that settled lawsuits and paid him off, look at Columbia university giving into his demands around student protests.

    The list goes on and on with the same result you give in and he will ask for more or still seek to destroy you later. Giving in just makes him stronger.

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      It’s bully logic.

      No matter how much you give him it’s never enough, because it isn’t about the stuff, it’s about the domination, that’s literally all that matters.

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    12 days ago

    Didn’t we used to put psychopaths in institutions with padded walls? Or is that just in movies??

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    Fuck this robot, if he was a smart douche he would ask for 15% and give Putin 3-5 of the 15% to back off.

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    12 days ago

    Can’t hear you! Phone noises…hangs up. Requests visit in Ukraine near the Russian front for further instructions.

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    10 days ago

    Old man throws toys out of pram. Everyone suffers, more in 5 mins when something else happens…