So dumb, we don’t believe in Satan either.
Except Mr Satan:
Oh dang it I wrote Santa again.
Then you have to cover it up with a whole bowl full of jelly.
How do you do that with Jam? Like physically I don’t understand. I’m lucky if a jam only ends up on the toast and not on the counter on the way to the toast. It a messy bitch
Put a handful in your mouth and use your lips like a rectum
Squeeze bottle, I think.
The guy can’t read. It clearly says “satin”, as in bed sheets.
Here I thought it says “Satah” as in … Uh … I don’t know actually.
As in someone from Boston trying to say sata?
Sure, we can go with that.
Who is going around offering people jam on toast?
Atheists
someone go check on alex. Dude is eating off newspaper and using squeeze bottle jam
Fun Fact: cheap street food was served on newspaper as a cost saving measure, but it also tended to absorb some of the ink, which would sweeten the food because it contained lead!
“Fun Fact”: Troubling Fact
