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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 1 month ago

Does your peehole split streams when you piss?

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Does your peehole split streams when you piss?

Alice@hilariouschaos.comM to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 1 month ago
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    It didn’t, until i stapled it in the middle. Twin streams for the win!!

    • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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      Wooohoo!

  • MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com
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    my peehole is split across like 5 different streaming services. I can either own a car or pee legally. This is why I pirate my peehole.

  • Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world
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    It can, but only after sex.

    • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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      I’m still a virgin. I’m 48 btw

      • MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com
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        The main reason I’m still a virgin is because fucking coconuts legally doesn’t count

      • Lovstuhagen@hilariouschaos.com
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        Based & Blessed

        • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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          Thanky 🙌

  • ToffeeIsForClosers@lemmy.world
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    Ya but that’s why I only drain one ball at a time.

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      Smart

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