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arrow-up1234arrow-down1external-linkStop Betting on Dildos Being Thrown at WNBA Games, You Fucking Creeps - Jezebelwww.jezebel.comSundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square72linkfedilink
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·2 months agoOnly if they’re also throwing fleshlights at NBA games
minus-squareLumisal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·2 months agoEquality wood be Dildos for the NBA games too. And I’d probably actually watch it if there was a chance of Shaq getting smacked by a double ended. Basketball is boring to me to watch. I get the fun in playing it but not in watching it. Edit: I’m keeping that typo
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agodildos stuffed in spring-loaded fleshlights so when they hit the court the dildos shoot out like spring snakes. only way to go
minus-squarenjm1314@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-22 months agoSon, a man can get a lot of good use out of a dildo.
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·2 months agoNot me. I’ve checked.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·2 months agocheck harder
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoMaybe I’m a top
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agocheck different holes?
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoSadly I only have two and a strong gag reflex
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agohow do you see? hear? breathe? praise deer god it’s a miracle!
minus-squareFlashMobOfOne@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoThat would be hilarious.
Only if they’re also throwing fleshlights at NBA games
Equality wood be Dildos for the NBA games too.
And I’d probably actually watch it if there was a chance of Shaq getting smacked by a double ended.
Basketball is boring to me to watch. I get the fun in playing it but not in watching it.
Edit: I’m keeping that typo
dildos stuffed in spring-loaded fleshlights so when they hit the court the dildos shoot out like spring snakes. only way to go
Son, a man can get a lot of good use out of a dildo.
Not me. I’ve checked.
check harder
Maybe I’m a top
check different holes?
Sadly I only have two and a strong gag reflex
how do you see? hear? breathe? praise deer god it’s a miracle!
That would be hilarious.