Die Hard, Alan Rickman stays human.
That basically is Die Hard.
I DESPERATELY want to see a machine-gun-toting Kermit say “yippee-ki-yay motherfucker”
How did you do that, I came to say the same thing.
Animal plays Al Leong!
I just went through several options in my head and went with the funniest one. Other contenders were Cast Away with Helen Hunt, or Pulp Fiction with Bruce Willis.
Miss Piggy is Tony Vreski, the German guy he gets the machine gun from (ho ho ho). She never speaks a word of English.
Somehow missing the handgun taped behind Kermit’s shoulders, when Kermit’s like five inches wide.
The Truman Show, Truman.
Or for a different kind of funny, The Truman Show and the human is the director.
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, keep Cameron
Love it
This is GENIUS. They should remake it with adult Cameron, same actor, and the twist at the end is that he’s in therapy and telling the story this way.
My family has discussed this specifically with LOTR for over a year now.
Keep Elijah Wood as Frodo. Kermit is Aragorn. Gandalf is Rolf the dog, has been a wizard before and can be Gandrolf. Arwen is Mrs Piggy. Sarumon is Sam the eagle Galadriel is Janice Eleond is Dr Teeth Rest of electric mayhem plays elves, except Animal, who plays the cave troll. Sweetums plays the Balrog Long Théoden is Fozzie Wormtongue is Statler and Woldorf.
We had more but these are highlights, and also the correct casting after much debate
LOTR is big enough for a muppets, sesame street, fraggle rock crossover.
With Sean Bean.
We found the one human.
I see Animal being Boromir. He wants the ring, but dies in Kermit’s arms defending Pepe the Prawn and Rizo the Rat. Oh and Sam is Gonzo.
Beaker shoves Snuffleupagus onto her side where she can’t get up.
Rizzo: “That still counts as one!”
Wait. Who plays Golum? Who the hell plays Golum!?
Filthy Muppetes stole Cookie’s Precious, and we wantses it back. P is for Prescious, that’s good enough for us.
Oh that’s good. Very very good lol
Watchmen. I don’t know who I want as a human, but it won’t be Fozziemandias.
Dr Manhattan is the only choice to stay the same but “human” is debatable. Rorschach is a runner up
I mean Beaker is the ideal candidate to be subjected to a laboratory mishap
I was going for Gonzo as Manhattan
Rorschach would be the best choice IMO. Being the only human in a muppet world would explain why he’s so nuts.
Ironic that he isn’t the Comedian.
Unrelated, but I’ve been randomly uttering “Who watches the watchmen?” to myself for a few days now and I haven’t even interacted with Watchmen in at least a year and a half.
“Mister Anderson…”
My wife suggests Rocky Horror, keep Tim Curry.
Clue is another one to keep Tim Curry
Fern Gully, still keep Tim Curry
Or keep Rocky human, can’t remember the actor
Muppets Christmas Carol.
Michael Caine.
This was my first thought too.
Fury Road. Max is the human.
Beautiful
The Matrix, yes, but everyone is human inside the matrix and a muppet on the outside
Being John Malkovich, John Malkovich.
The Big Lebowski, keep Jeff Bridges. It’s all an acid flashback.
Do the Muppets do Muppet things or are they doing the performances in the original style?
I feel I would like dredd with Karl urban and zero changes to his performance, but the Muppets doing silly stuff.
Shawshank Redemption
Andy
Why do they call you red? Elmo is from Ireland.
Nono, Andy’s wife
John Wick.
The Russian kid is the only non muppet
Poor Rowlf.
came here for this
Keep Alfie allen
No Country For Old Men. The old man at the gas station is the only human. 5 mins of random human screentime in a sea of Muppet violence
