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5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month ago

Sorry to bother you, but when was the last time you showered?

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Sorry to bother you, but when was the last time you showered?

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    Last night.

    But it was during an orgy

    • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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      Golden shower?

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      Nice

  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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    I must have a clean butt. I feel gross if I have to poop and there is no bidet. So often times I just shower instead when I can.

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      The thing no one warned me about with bidets is that once I got used to having one at home, it would be torture whenever I had to use a bathroom without one

      • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        They make bottle cap tops that fit on your water bottle. It grosses some people out even in the woods where it was designed for. If you can getv over that it’s very convenient. Popsc onto any plastic water bottle and squits a nice stream of clean water.

        For reference link

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          This is the kind of innovation the world needs, thanks for the life changing info

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          • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Well, first it’s $10. Second, I’m pretty sure they are 3d printed.

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              • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                Skill issue?

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        Just clean with paper then squad in the shower and use a handheld shower head

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    Shower?

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    I prefer baths.

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    Yesterday

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    Today

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      You have a stream of water pour out of a faucet all over you in a tub of some sort to catch or drain the water that falls on you. The use of soap is advised.

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  • reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml
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    Saturday. And I’ll have another one tonight so I don’t become stinky.

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    Quit bothering me!

  • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    If baths count, earlier today. If we are only talking showers? Sometime last month, i think.

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    This morning, at about 7:15.

  • Beth@piefed.social
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    Hair is still wet so a couple hours or so?

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    Two hours ago

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