Reports citing emergency dispatch audio said responders were called to McConnell’s residence on June 14 for an unconscious patient and later discussed “CPR in progress” for a possible cardiac emergency.
Oh! So, we’ve escalated from him being found unconscious and rushed to the hospital to active CPR? Wouldn’t it have been something if the Republican stance of allowing doctors to decline giving medical care on moral grounds ended up being applied against the interests of the long-term cancer that is McConnell?
Maybe Mitch and Trump will have one of those dual deaths where they’re only holding out for each other.
Thatd be so cool if they went on the 4th like jefferson and adams
If Trump died on the 4th I would be sooooo happy.
He says he’s going to make a long speech on the night of the 4th when it’s going to be 107 degrees to prove he can. Yes, please, and of course you must wear a suit jacket and tie because you’re the President. Bitch will probably step outside for 3 minutes and chicken out though.
They could set up a green room mimicking the 4th celebration as a background. It’s not like anyone is there to dispute it.
Just fucking exploded into confetti during the finale of whatever fireworks are going on to the 1812 Overture…
Mitch is trump’s final horcrux
Rule of threes, you’re going to need to pick a third
Clarence Thomas?
Eh, I’d rather he pass while a Democrat’s in the White House, if there ever are elections again…
At least wait until there are enough Dems in the senate to block any court nominations.
“Sorry, we can’t allow any new justices to be confirmed so close to an election. I’m sure you understand.”
Pretty sure Chuck would let them through. So long as they were sufficiently zionist.
Elon wrapping a vehicle around a telephone pole?
Miller
Must be the threesome he was talking about
A truly heartwarming love story in these trying times.