• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      MinnesotaGoddam…California…No no no no no no! This isn’t adding up at all! Minnesota isn’t in California!!! Unless it is now…they always said California was going to break away from the mainland, and drift into the ocean. I haven’t been watching the news lately. Maybe I missed that story.

      HEY WAIT A SECOND!!! MINNESOTA ISN’T IN THE OCEAN!!! HEY EVERYBODY!!! THIS GUYS A BIG OL’ LIAR!!! JUST TELLING LIES!! ON THE INTERNET!!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! SOMEBODY SHOULD START A LEGAL BILL WHERE WE SAY WE’RE PROTECTING THE CHILDREN FROM THE WILD WANDERING ISLAND OF CALIFORNIA, but really we just do evil stuff instead…

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        10 hours ago

        We should call the bill the Demonstrating to Ourselves and Our Friends that Usa is Safe Act, or the DOOFUS Act. One more thing named after me!

        Also Nina’s Mississippi Goddam was going through my mind when all the shit started in Minneapolis. I haven’t felt a username quite as appropriate for the times for me since then.