• Chef@sh.itjust.works
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      9 months ago

      The main difference between ducks and the military:

      Ducks are prolific rapists.

      Wait…

      • TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        So much so that ducks have developed evolutionary defenses.

        For example, do you know why ducks have tail feathers?

        To cover their butt quacks!