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MrSebSin@sh.itjust.worksM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee · 2 年前

Random 3 November 2019

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Random 3 November 2019

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MrSebSin@sh.itjust.worksM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee · 2 年前
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    Barely legal implies they were recently illegal. Nearly illegal implies that they will soon be illegal. I don’t know the max age for concent, but being with someone that far outside my age doesn’t really interest me.

    Edit: thought about this more… It’s illegal to fuck a corpse… the people on the right are almost dead. I definitely don’t want to fuck someone to death.

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      Smh need to broaden your horizons, granny has some wild tricks that’ll make you cum out of your ears

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        In Germany, we have a saying for this: Auf alten Pferden lernt man Reiten.

        Literal translation is “You learn how to ride on old horses” and the figurative meaning of it ia exactly what you described.

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          In Dutch it’s pretty much the same, but with a bike instead of a horse. “Op een oude fiets moet je het leren.” And is also used in that same way figuratively.

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            Of course it’s a bike

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              We don’t have much, but we do have bikes. 2 for every person in fact.

          • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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            Op een oude fiets moet je het leren

            Why does Dutch look like German with speech impediment?

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              Why does German look like Dutch with weird letters no one else uses?

              • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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                Zhat iz ouschrazius

      • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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        You know, I’ve never considered trying to cum from my ears… but I don’t think I like it. Cleanup just wouldn’t be the same.

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          As an audiophile, I want this.

          • ඞmir@lemmy.ml
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            As an audiophile, that’s going to be horrible for my headphones

        • 𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒏@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Oh no… oh no… oh no no nonono!

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      I feel like consent from someone suffering dementia would have the same problem as consent from someone who is completely shit-faced drunk, making it not really consent.

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        I remember reading a while ago about a case where basically that exact thing happened. A guy got prosecuted for relations with his wife of a long time because even though they had been together for a ton of years, she had dementia and therefore couldn’t consent. I’m not sure how it played out, but chargers were filed at minimum.

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      A person who will soon be illegal would only exist in a Benjamin Button kinda world 🤣

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        Necrophilia is illegal

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    Lol. Even the blind guy knows what’s up.

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      Representation matters bro

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    Don’t think some people are interpreting this comic in the way that it’s intended, given the title of “marketing matters”. They’re saying “barely legal” = “almost illegal”, just phrased differently. Some of these comments seem to be reading it like the right sign is “almost legal” which would be a very different thing.

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      NGL I read it as almost legal at first.

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    This looks like a regression discontinuity design in the making

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    I mean the second one is basically describing the term “jailbait” and thats unfortunately quite popular.

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