heavily processed soy mixed with scraps of vegetables and other powders and nutrients

As opposed to meat-based hot dogs which are heavily processed cow with scraps of pig and other powders and nutrients

Choosing hotdogs as your bastion against vegan foods being processed is fucking hilarious

@Fiivemacs

Unless there’s canine in it, it’s not a hot dog.

@BonesOfTheMoon

Lol meatsplained

Breathe, my guy, it’s gunna be ok.

Also the ikea vege dogs are literally whole chunks of vegetables. I get them because they come with other toppings that the meat hotdogs don’t come with.

nobody asked you, carnist

D’oh, of course “hot” means “meat”. Why didn’t I see that all along!

I propose “plantcock”