SaniFlush [any, any]

You can already get Kahless in person… sort of

Better than throwing it in the squeegie water at a gas station, like Kahn in King of the Hill.

made it all the way into r/ascension or whatever the 1 million karma club is called, only to find it was as vapid as the rest of Reddit.

Every hall monitor is an Open Window Maniac

Transformation? She was always that way, working within the system doesn’t work when the system was built to stop you in the first place.

a hypnic jerk

Yeah like America, a country which pretends to be democratic but is actually a dictatorship of the bourgeois. I’m glad we’re on the same page.

Authority lets people justify anything~

Try olive oil, black pepper and a pinch of salt

“You called me dah-ta. My name is Dae-ta.”

Rich people are really struggling with the whole “act normal” thing as of late. Thanks, smartphones.

Hmm, I have another take on it.

Nobody wants to think they were “lied to”, even if it’s true. Westerners default to thinking of themselves as the main character of the story, and swallowing the idea of having been fooled is difficult, nearly impossible. You can’t be a victim, can you? That doesn’t fit the narrative arc at all.

Come at it from the other angle. Even those people deep in the shit pit of reaction can still FEEL when an atrocity is wrong, even if they twist it into blaming it on minorities or whatever. The right wing runs entirely on feeling, it’s literally all they have. The other side of their knife is taking blame away from the self- it’s never their own fault, and they never have to sacrifice anything. The other edge of their knife is the dulling and nullification of feeling.

When someone you know- someone shamelessly liberal- agrees with you that an atrocity is indeed wrong, embrace them and build on it. Not “No, but”, but instead “Yes, and”! They’re feeling something, and the people profiting from their suffering would prefer if they dull that feeling. Instead, link the feeling to facts- “Here is why the bad thing is indeed bad”- and turn that feeling into praxis- “You can fix it!”.

And maybe next we can send money to Australia by flushing it down the toilet.

I think this is that debate tactic where we’re actually talking to the audience through the fourth wall? This is for the fence-sitters, if any still exist.

Black supremacists are something we can joke about because they don’t hold power the way white supremacists do. I’m never sure how to feel about this kind of stuff.

Yes, of course one of the largest countries on the face of the earth fighting a country right next door to them is not the same kind of opponent as an impoverished nation being bullied by imperialists.

I wouldn’t be taking such long bathroom breaks if I wasn’t trying to force out a fart before the 90 minute rush hour.

What is to be done, then?

Who gave the duck a behlit stone