• elucubra@sopuli.xyz
    4·
    9 hours ago

    I, male, once bought a pair if jeans that had shorter than usual pockets. After a few uses I essentially stopped using them. Now whenever I buy pants, first thing I check is pocket depth

    • GoosLife@lemmy.world
      1·
      12 minutes ago

      I can fit the same amount in my jacket pockets as fits in one bag of groceries. I am literally saving money by wearing a jacket for men lol

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    133·
    22 hours ago

    I have a strong memory from high school of a girl ahead of me in the lunch line having difficulty working two fingers into her hip pocket to fish out a dollar bill, while I sank my arm down to the elbow to pull out my lunch money.

    Women wear their clothes a lot tighter than men which limits the usability of pockets. If you had a pocket that reached down to mid-thigh she couldn’t get her hand in deep enough to retrieve it because her pants are too tight to allow an arm in. So why make them longer?

    Then there’s shorts. There’s a limit to how big the pockets in a pair of hot pants can get before they hang out the leg holes.

    Notice how in clothing designed to fit looser, there are often pockets. How often have you heard the “ITS GOT POCKETS!” story about a sun dress or similar?

    • brlemworld@lemmy.world
      2·
      2 hours ago

      My issue with gym short pockets is that they should put a stitch at the bottom of the pocket to the side of the shorts so you don’t have the weird thing where the pocket drops out the shorts like Grandpa’s saggy balls.

    • SeaJ@lemm.ee
      7·
      21 hours ago

      Women’s pants are generally stretchier even if they are tight denim so actually getting things in and out of pockets would not be an issue…if they had actual functional pockets that were more than 1" deep.

      I have noticed a gen Z trend around here to not have ultra tight pants and actually having pockets. Not sure if that is more than a regional trend though.

  • Zagorath@aussie.zoneOPEnglish
    37·
    1 day ago

    The sheer comedy of the guy in this video throwing a baseball and half a litre of water in his pockets made me seek out this community just to share it with others.

    • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
      23·
      1 day ago

      I had a pair of JNCO’s in the 2000’s that could hold four 2 liter bottles of soda, one each in the front side pockets and one each in the back pockets. This also meant that I could carry my entire mid-sized laptop in one pants pocket.

      Not a phone. A laptop.

      I would buy another pair of those pants instantly today if I could find them again.

      • krashmo@lemmy.world
        19·
        1 day ago

        JNCO is making a comeback. Go find those pants and live your uncomfortably lopsided dreams.

      • AA5B@lemmy.world
        2·
        1 day ago

        Crazy. I have cargo pants that can carry a standard 20 oz bottle of water for my dog, and that’s a lot of loose weight banging around when I take her for a long walk

        • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
          5·
          23 hours ago

          You functionally could not walk while doing this, unless you wanted to waddle like a penguin (profile pic, then, possibly related).

          But it’s the principle of the thing that at least you could stand there like that. Also, wear a stout belt…

    • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
      11·
      3 hours ago

      Honestly this is the answer. If women stopped buying these pants because of “style” they’d stop being sold in the first place.

      Now either go to the men’s section or get used to carrying a bag everywhere you go.

    • SeaJ@lemm.ee
      6·
      20 hours ago

      She also did a fucking great job considering she had never made pants before.