I left my computer at my friendā€™s house and my laptop at my cousinā€™s. Havenā€™t touched that shit in days and life is good again

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    4 days ago

    I tired. I tried. I really did. I burned my laptop, my phone, and even my printer but the noise wonā€™t stop. It just finds other ways to get in. I woke up last night and my hand was beeping. Beeping like a filthy machine. Itā€™s too late for me. I can hear the wifi and Iā€™m posting this with my mind.

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      3 days ago

      ā€œi can hear the wifi, iā€™m posting memes with my mind FOOLā€ could totally be a dracula flow bar