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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

OK so which is it?

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OK so which is it?

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前
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    It’s definitely an instruction to the crocs telling them they shouldn’t swim here.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      Crocodiles:

      • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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        This is a typical specicistic prejudice

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      HUMANS! DO NOT SWIM HERE

  • juliebean@lemm.ee
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    well that’s a relief.

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    They cropped it. There’s another sign to the right that reads “Because of the rabid poisonous piranharoos.” Australia is a weird place.

  • tetris11@feddit.uk
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    it’s safe to swim because the crocodiles went to the lion’s party

    • Anomalocaris@lemm.eeBanned from community
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      Haven’t heard that joke since the early 2000s

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  • YappyMonotheist@lemmy.world
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    One exclamation mark would’ve fixed it. 🤷

    • nialv7@lemmy.world
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      Crocodiles
      Do not swim here!

      Did I get it right

      • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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        Crocodiles
        Do not swim! Here

      • YappyMonotheist@lemmy.world
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        😤

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      https://youtu.be/Ee_kOV2QtUQ

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    How come the crocks are not swimming here? Look at the sign!

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      They’re at mufasa’s meeting

      • altphoto@lemmy.today
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        No, I can see them floating by…they’re just not swimming here. Also they’re not swimming here exactly where the sign is. But they are swimming right over there 6" to the left!

  • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Ok. I won’t swim. Proceeds to splash around…

  • Randelung@lemmy.world
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    Usually you don’t state the obvious with signs, but there’s a “there’s no sharks in the Rhine” signs, so 🤷

  • St3alth@lemmy.ml
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    Guess I can swim safely without any worries now

  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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    Crocodiles: Oh YEAH?

  • luckystarr@feddit.org
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    They dive!

    Duh, those nitpickers

  • l_isqof@lemmy.world
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    You can’t tell until you try it, I guess…

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    People keep asking me about my “Crocodiles Do Not Swim Here” sign when I believe I’ve answered all your questions with that very sign.

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