daniel_callahan@jlai.lu to News@lemmy.world · 2 months agoPentagon pizza monitor predicted ‘busy night’ ahead of Israel’s attack on Iranwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up1255arrow-down12
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minus-squareThatGuy46475@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up65arrow-down2·2 months agoPentagon pizza monitor, Waffle House index, Big Mac index, what else can we measure with restaurants
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·2 months agoHow many donuts will fit on it - the Dunkin Dick Index
minus-squarethedruid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·2 months agoDoes that measure girth, or length?
minus-squareHowAbt2day@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoAnd the number of remaining sprinkles once the donuts are removed are proportional to surface area and thus girth.
minus-squareCosmonauticus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoA sprinkle in your urethra sounds like hell
minus-squareNosavingthrow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoNothing that can’t be traced back to physical goods is worth damn. Much of the most reliable segments of the stock market go back to real goods. This is why Bitcoin is literal nonsense.
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·2 months agoI heard there was some connection to the price of a slice of pizza in NY and a subway ticket. I don’t know how true it is.
Pentagon pizza monitor, Waffle House index, Big Mac index, what else can we measure with restaurants
How many donuts will fit on it - the Dunkin Dick Index
Does that measure girth, or length?
Stamina
And the number of remaining sprinkles once the donuts are removed are proportional to surface area and thus girth.
A sprinkle in your urethra sounds like hell
Nothing that can’t be traced back to physical goods is worth damn. Much of the most reliable segments of the stock market go back to real goods. This is why Bitcoin is literal nonsense.
I heard there was some connection to the price of a slice of pizza in NY and a subway ticket. I don’t know how true it is.