Trump’s army parade was neither the totalitarian North Korean spectacle that critics had grimly predicted, nor the triumph of Maga nationalism fans craved

Trump’s army parade was neither the totalitarian North Korean spectacle that critics had grimly predicted, nor the triumph of MAGA nationalism fans craved

  • jballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    59·
    10 months ago

    A tent managed by a beverage company handed out room-temperature bottles of an energy drink, Phorm. The flavor, called Screamin’ Freedom, tasted like hard candies dissolved in water, and an advisory on the cans warned that they were not to be consumed by minors or pregnant women.

    If we saw this in a movie, we would laugh at how overly top unreal it was.

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldEnglish
      13·
      10 months ago

      The flavor, called Screamin’ Freedom, tasted like hard candies dissolved in water

      This is ridiculous. Room-temperature energy drinks are supposed to taste like cough syrup.

    • Spacehooks@reddthat.comEnglish
      2·
      10 months ago

      Someone saw office uprising and thought yes I have that energy.

      Did you do the campaign that sold 30,000 automatic shotguns to Blackwater? No, we did. How about the nukey the talking warhead campaign? Nope, we did that too. How about that Iraq port game now for children? Oh nope, that was us too. How about my personal favorite: The Agent Orange Soda Campaign? DING, DING, THAT WAS US TOO! ADVER-F–KING-TISING! See, we make reality out of…nothing.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
      2·
      10 months ago

      See, everything was room temperature at the protests because fuck ICE. When they do room temperature its just incompetence