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- leopardsatemyface@lemmy.world
“I Never Thought” pretty much sums it up.
“god bless” = developmentally delayed in any case.
Well if your argument is she’s beautiful, we should see the evidence.
God bless the leopards. May the cat guide you.
God bless the leopards.
You mean ICE?
Its so fucking wild to see people cheering for the Gestapo because some random right-wing shitposter gets caught in the crossfire.
Hahaha. Sucks to suck.

As the ethnic cleansing intensifies, it’s going to be harder and harder to find victims for libs to laugh at.
Disgusting fash-adjacent comm.
Fake. Anyone who actually knows the process knows that there are almost zero illegals. Immigration violations are civil infractions. Like parking tickets, or not mowing your lawn.

Finally someone centered it
Libs still promoting the lie that there’s some kind of alternative.
https://factually.co/fact-checks/politics/compare-biden-trump-obama-deportation-numbers-e85152
Recent Democrat presidents have not gone after legal immigration the way the Trump administration has. And in recent years, the only proposed comprehensive immigration reform bills - to try to make the process less broken - have only had Democrat support.
You are correct the deportation numbers are similar, but the picture is bigger than just deportations.
Kamala Harris tells Guatemala migrants: ‘Do not come to US’
But, see, Harris only took the brutalization of migrants to the last level. She didn’t take it to the next level. That means she’s one of the good ones.
There was a Mexican immigrant at work from a more financially secure family who travelled back to Mexico for a visit right when the ICE problems were exploding; he couldn’t understand our surprise that we would risk it. “I’m not illegal, I have all my papers”. Bro, none of your white citizen coworkers think this has anything to do with immigration status, the crackdown is just about racism.
Those mexicans don’t know anything, right? jfc.
That last paragraph about ~“we voted maga … we want the illegals gone … never thought the leopards would victimize myyyyy immigrant” sounds so on-the-nose and oblivious that it makes it sound like a badly written fake.
But as a white USian from a conservative family, and especially during this wonderful holiday time of year, I know in my heart that I am not-too-distantly related to people who are every bit that ignorant about the world.
They were sold the idea that deporting unregistered workers would mean more jobs for registered workers. Essentially they voted for the one party promising jobs.
Too bad it was all a lie
Libs need something to feel smug about onto even if it’s fake AF.
FUCKING EVERYONE HERE IS LIBERAL. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Illegals and immigrants are different things. Its not fake its a person being honest about their situation and feelings.
(This person has also called ICE “people just like you and me”.)
It’s worse than that.

Did you just…screenshot the comment I replied to and then send it to me? Why?
I meant to share the user tag I have for them.
Here, I will zoom and enhance!
Thats on you if you can’t see the humanity we all share.
Illegals and immigrants are different things
Thats on you if you can’t see the humanity we all share.
Are you fucking serious? I hope not. But I won’t stick around to find out. blocked like the little troll you are.
ICE people are psychopaths who kill others in cold blood
Yeah, and we have to live with them for the rest of their 50-60 year lives, so maybe we should figure out how to build bridges and bring people over rather than shit on them. But whatever makes you feel better, lemmy isn’t that serious.
What brings you to that conclusion?
That people live many more years after we meet them? Is that controversial?
Our shit has to go somewhere for the next 50-60 years. ICE works for me and my bowels.
Plenty of people on lemmy are in favor of disposing of all ice agents. Funny how most won’t be blunt about it though and say they literally want to take a group of people and kill them all.
No we don’t, we should deport them to Uganda.
Uganda be kiddin’ me!
Yeah I know that. The error of conflating the two was not mine.
The underlying point – and I’m going to explain it because it is often left unsaid on lemmy and serves as the basis for sarcasm – is that the motive for kicking all the “illegals” out of the country comes from a place of hate, ignorance, and fear rather than some kind of rule of law purity.
That’s why it gets pointed out in an “I told you so” fashion when somebody in favor of short circuiting due process for “violent illegals” loses their legal immigrant spouse or gets their own US Citizen ass whisked away to another continent.
If it were about the law, they wouldn’t want to circumvent the law to hurt the “others” faster.
aside: it sucks that every time I use an em dash in a comment it makes me wonder if people will think I use some LLM crap to compose internet comments for 17 people to read, lol
You will have to pry the em-dash out of my cold, dead rigor-mortised hands. I will not let AI take that from me.
No we don’t think any less of you–we just think it’s an irony thing.
Possibly. There are problems caused by illegal immigration, as well as how America abuses legal immigrants. Just because I live in a place where multiculturalism is seen as a benefit to the community, doesnt mean everyone does.
I really dont think anyone expected how the trump admin is treating immigrants, but most right wing people won’t be exposed to any media that clues them in. Thats why we see people only realize after being personally affected.
All that said, when someone changes their mind from a worse position to a better one, we should be cheering them on, not insulting and laughing at them.
There is almost no illegal immigration in the US because immigration is not a criminal offense. Don’t get to try to sound serious and then lie about the law. Immigration violations are civil infractions, like parking tickets.
You know I was referring to entering the country without the proper process. Sort of a weak gotcha there.
There are problems caused by illegal immigration
Nope, none. There are problems caused by authoritarian and heavy-handed immigration law (this is what the H1B and exploited farm workers stuff falls under), but illegal immigration itself? Absolutely not. There’s a reason the first two laws restricting immigration to the US were the Page Act and the Chinese Exclusion Act, both targeting East Asians specifically; this shit has always been about racism.
I really dont think anyone expected how the trump admin is treating immigrants,
Yeah no, plenty of people did. He literally promised to deport millions of them.
Well, maybe the fact you can’t see how other people have different lives and live under different systems, makes it hard for you to see other perspectives.
I’m perfectly willing to see other perspectives when they’re not bullshit. It just happens that this particular perspective is bullshit. In the words of many a rightwinger, facts don’t care about your feelings. Or mine, or anybody’s. If you want more proof, Democrats, which tend to be city dwellers and therefore more likely to interact with immigrants, are overwhelmingly pro-immigration.
Yes, people who are around immigrants and find a social benefit tend to promote immigration, while those who are around immigrants and see a social detriment will be against immigration.
Not sure what point you are making though.
I don’t really think that such a person really learned the lesson. They’re only seeking individual exception, not criticizing the policy, let alone reflecting on their other beliefs or the other policies of their leader.
Its a step in the right direction I’d like to think, but of course I’m being hopeful as I won’t know what happens.
Don’t trust an unscrupulous person just because their self interest briefly aligned with your beliefs or interests.
Personal experience can be very powerful, and I dont believe its less meaningful because they didnt notice until they were affected. We have all had this happen to us to some degree, I’m not going to hold it against someone.
At the very least this will change how they think about immigration in the states when it comes up in conversation.
I really dont think anyone expected how the trump admin is treating immigrants,
Considering the audience on this platform, that hyperbolic statement is erring in the wrong direction. Not only do I bet that a majority of people reading this expected it, but I half expect to see somebody else reply “EVERYBODY expected this, you son of an honorable dame” or something like that.
but most right wing people won’t be exposed to any media that clues them in.
I do believe that audience would have plenty of genuine “nobody expected this” reactions. Are you a recovering conservative yourself? I grew up in that world. Been there, friend.
I’m not a recovering conservative but I have a lot of compassion and empathy for that group. At a certain point I realized all the anti-conservative talk here was just as bigoted as people claim conservatives are.
I really don’t like seeing posts where someone is vulnerable and honest about their life, and the responses on here are hateful and in some cases violent.
I don’t understand how the people on here posting don’t realize they are part of the problem.
It feels pretty disingenuous to ignore that the “legal” pathway to immigration is a matter of years and thousands of dollars; which pretty much always blocks asylum seekers. Now it’s also a matter of the luck to not be born into the “wrong” countries.
OOP’s wife will be illegal the moment she steps foot in this country, and OOP and I can agree that’s ridiculous. I just extend the same to lots and lots of other people.
I never thought…
We know.
You voted for a man with 34 felony convictions, found to be civilly liable for rape, whose best friends were human trafficking pedofiles and called for an insurrection live on TV because you thought he would follow the law?
Dude is absolutely following the law. Money makes the illegal into the legal. What do you think the law is?
I might go so far as to say Trump was also probably a trafficker. I think that’s the reason he’s still scrambling to scrub everything from the Epstein files, because he knows he’s dead meat on the world stage otherwise. I’m willing to chalk up the whole “restarting child separation” thing in 2016 up to racism, but then for ICE/CBP to just brazenly state “we have no idea where they went” reeks of “we just have this black van and some of the kids go in there, and some of the kids go to foster homes.”
I just mentioned what was crystal clear before the election for even the most mouth breathing faux addict
Yes
The goons that ICE hires aren’t bright enough to distinguish between legal and illegal. They recently tried to arrest Elaine Miles, who played Marilyn on Northern Exposure. She isn’t the only indigenous person that they’ve tried this with.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/28/elaine-miles-actor-ice-detained-id-fake
Cool story but can libs laugh and feel smug about it? If not, gtfo of this comm.
I 100% believe that a big reason they’re so adamant about the masks is because they pulled from a bunch of those white supremacist militias to pad out their numbers. Illegal to them is absolutely just “not white enough” or “not speaking enough English” for them.
nah they’d deport white immigrants (me), ethnic native Americans, melanated American-born citizens and even white Christian Americans born in California or New York who vote democrat in a heartbeat.
They absolutely would if they could. But again, this woman at the time was basically in Chudwife camo. She’s Lily White, Midwestern, and at the time was dressed like a Suburban Karen. Hairstyle included because we didn’t have the time to keep up the undercut she usually keeps that makes her look more like a Butch Lesbian than a Suburban Karen.
So unless you looked at her and were brain broken by transvestigation like sometimes happens when she goes into public restrooms there’s no way you’d look at her and think “She votes Democrat” even where we live. Plus if they were gonna try that song and dance they would have pulled her over any time while she was trying to evade them. Or even just grabbing her immediately outside of the blood draw clinic they were waiting outside of and followed her as she left.
Which leads me to believe that they were looking for a secluded area to pull her over and threaten to arrest her unless they get something out of it.
And also because they know they will be held accountable for their crimes. Document anything and everything you see in person.
Yeah, all we personally have is some contemporaneous notes for the time an ICE vehicle stalked my partner as she left a blood draw appointment. She tried to lose them for a few blocks then took them through a Walgreens drive thru to pick up meds hoping they were waiting to try anything until she was more isolated. Luckily the one we were at has a high traffic street it lets out onto so she lost them coming out of the drive thru. But like, she is Lily White Midwestern and we live in Western NY. Not a chance they “thought she was illegal” they were 1,000% on some nefarious shit.
Unfortunately we found out from that incident our dash cam was malfunctioning, so no video evidence of them stalking her on our end. I’m sure several of the pharmacists remember her little “Fuck ICE” song though lmao. We have since replaced our dash cam and invested in some cameras for our house so we can see if they come around trying to harass any of our refugee (or with the way this bigoted regime has been heading any of our Puerto Rican) neighbors.
Hell, they’ve sent actual citizens to be tortured in a site in El Salvador.
At least Hitler didn’t randomly send his own people to concentration camps.
Name checks out
It’s a mistake to say this is because of lack of intelligence rather than targeted malice.
bummer. i wonder how this could’ve been prevented :/
Edit: Sorry y’all, I’ve been informed I have apparently committed the gave sin of engaging in the Wrong Kind of Fun for this Community. Apparently my shitpost comment is a “selfawarewolves” and not a “leopardsatemyface” and as such is a grave transgression. I can only hope my execution is swift and merciful lmao. o7 Godspeed comrades.
What do you mean 99.9999% of the “illegals” aren’t actually viscous criminals and it’s all just… random dudes like my neighbor Josue from Church? But he’s One of the Good Ones™ dagnabbit! I had wanted all them damned “Trendy R Agua” guys Joe Brandon flooded the country with to steal the election for the Demon Rats and bankrupt my SNAP and Medicare gone.– That guy, probablyThey can never explain to me how they actually steal the election when these people can’t vote and nobody has ever proven they do or have. Never mind the fact that these people pay into these programs without being able to actually receive them statutorily most everywhere. Or that Trump is actively gutting them.Are viscous criminals a bit thick?
Slow as molases in January
Mostly petty crimes actually. Sticky fingers you see.
i can’t believe I missed that swipe typing fail. I’m usually pretty good about making sure I get vicious and viscous right.
“I match your arm.”
“Yes, Viscous!”
“We’re friends.”
“No, Viscous.”
Edit: Sorry y’all, I’ve been informed I have apparently committed the gave sin of engaging in the Wrong Kind of Fun for this Community.
Yeah, you should ignore that dude. Seems to have made a hobby of telling people “That’s not LAMF” and collecting downvotes.
I, for one, thought “Trendy R aqua” was great. The Mexican branch of Hydro Homies.
Yeah it took me a few replies deep before I finally clicked their profile and wow. I have multiple autistic children, my partner is autistic, all 4 of them are incredibly literal in their interpretations of language, and even they aren’t anywhere near this particular about the meanings of words.
viscous criminals
That’d probably make them easy to catch.
Also your comment makes no sense, because his wife isn’t ‘one of the good ones’, she’s not an illegal immigrant at all.
Methinks you might be reading too deeply into a shitpost about the politically incoherent tendencies of Trump voters. I wasn’t trying to accurately represent that guy’s arguments. I was making fun of him for missing an entirely predictable consequence is his actions.
I’m not ‘reading too deeply’, I’m just actually reading, and know what LAMF means.
a shitpost about the politically incoherent tendencies of Trump voters
Which didn’t fit the situation in the OP at all, so it’s less of a ‘shitpost’ and more of a handful of Stereotype Spaghetti thrown at a wall.
making fun of him for missing an entirely predictable consequence is his actions.
That’s called ‘selfawarewolves’, different thing.
Yeesh I didn’t realize every reply to every comment had to perfectly adhere to the topic and none were allowed to stray in any way into the realm of general mockery.
I’ll be sure to remember that in the future the next time I think about adding something I think might be remotely humorous to a discussion, and just not! Thanks for clearing that up! Didn’t know you were the arbiter of what was allowed to be commented. Won’t happen again boss.👍
Yeesh I didn’t realize I had to say things that made sense for people to not point out that they don’t
If you can’t handle being told you’re not making sense, don’t post nonsense? Just a suggestion.
Also, ‘sassy sarcasm’ makes you sound like a bratty middle-school ‘mean girl’, so if you don’t want to come across that way, I’d suggest avoiding that as well.
Are you lost?
Oh Honey… That… that’s what I was going for yes. I’m aware of exactly how it sounds.
I had hoped maybe it might help you understand how ridiculous you were being but apparently my hopes were a bit too lofty.
You can’t be serious
Idk, but maybe some of those people yelling “don’t trust them, they’re all racist pieces of shit” had some kind of point.











