I’m overthrowing God
Wheres the evil?
In Heaven, duh. Didn’t you read the onboarding materials? 😅
Reminds me of the Simpsons episode “You Only Move Twice” where Homer moves the family to work for a supervillain (who Homer doesn’t realize is a supervillain) but the guy unironically is an amazing boss and employer.
The first Austin Powers movie deleted scenes show Powers killing a henchman then it cuts to a woman at home or friends out celebrating a birthday when they get the call that their husband or friend was killed at work by a steamroller or laser sharks or whatever.
“Sugar?” pulls a handful out of his pocket “Sorry it’s not in packets.” … “Cream?” reaches for pocket again “Sorry it’s not in packets.”
And they cut that last bit from the rerun?! Pfft. That’s gold!
They did?! That’s criminal. That episode is near perfect.
Yeah, IIRC, it was only aired in the initial run, and even then only the first few networks to run it. 🤷🏽♂️ Puritans.
And none of the viewers thought to look in the mirror and ask - am I Homer? Just because your boss doesn’t have a flamethrower doesn’t mean the work isn’t bad for the world.
Tbf, Homer’s normal boss is the supervillain without the flamethrower. The Simpsons writers made that dichotomy explicit.
#MaggieDidNothingWrong
I mean this is kinda of in the movie “Brick Mansions”. Henchmen telling the “bad guy” how many men he lost and his response is “make sure we send care packages to the families”.
us soldiers be like
Link to the job application?
Hench by Natalie Zina Walchotts
Exactly this. Can’t wait for Villian.
If it doesn’t actually release in May then I am going to cry. Every delay has hurt my heart.
I didn’t know about delays. I only just ordered it in February. Delay is fine, I just want a worthy next book!
Supernatural fan fiction at its best.
Fuck it we out
