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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 天前
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  • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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    Screenshot of a tweet by the Iron Sheik, posted June 15, 2021, which reads, "FUCK THE HULK HOGAN"

  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’ve worked events for a while now.

    A fair few people have sex in these

    Also they do drugs in them, nowt like snorting coke off a key with a side of fecal matter

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    130º? are you boiling water there?

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Freedom units

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        Use real measurement, not made up bullshit next time.

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          0 is really cold, 100 is really hot. How hard could it be 🤷

          /s

          All units are made up to some extent. Things like oz vs cups vs pints vs quarts vs gallons absolutely drives me up the wall. Let’s not even talk about things like using cups as a unit of measurement for flour…

        • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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          Lmao nice bait

  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    130° is above the boiling point of water, so you would be instantly dead.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      I use freedom units not the overly complex and arbitrarily ruled metric “system”

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        Please add an F to it so everyone understands you’re using an outdated measuring system no one else uses anymore. Or mark your post as “For US only” as I doubt anyone from Myanmar is on Lemmy, since they barely have any internet. I wouldn’t call it “freedom” units, as both Myanmar and the US score low on the freedom scale.

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          Yeah, Celsius is better. But imagine caring this much about it.

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            Most of Lemmy consists of self centered US Americans. Nearly all the news is about the US. As if the world isn’t bigger than that failed state. I’m kinda done with their stupidity and ignorance.

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              Why continue to use Lemmy then? Whether the meme used Celsius or Fahrenheit a huge chunk of people would be “excluded”. I’m American(poster), the meme is of an American (Hulk), it uses American slang (portajohn) and the meme was created by an American. Fahrenheit makes most sense contextually. Are you sure you’re not the one being self centered?

              • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                Thank you for proving my point. I rest my case.

                • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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                  Lmao cope and projection from a self centered fool

          • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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            It’s way more funny than anything I’ve ever posted.

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          I doubt anyone from Myanmar is on Lemmy

          I’m going to go give a myanmar resident whatever the leftist equivalent of star link is just to prove you wrong

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        • VinegarChunks@lemmus.org
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          You may know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me!

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        The C stands for communism!

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        Oh no…

        He’s retarded…

        • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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          Yes, there is no sarcasm, satire or humor it is a genuine statement of truth…

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      The fart gas creates an insulating micro-environment that allows the poor soul to endure the porta-hell nightmare.

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    have nearly had heat strokes in porta shitters at NTC and fort hood. when the MRE train decides it’s going you don’t really have much choice, goddamn miserable way to live lol

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    I was doing flooring in a newly built house in Georgia. It was in an open field, no shade, mid-July. The house had no water or a/c yet. Went to take a leak in the outhouse. No big deal. Well, fast forward, and the philly cheese steak from hip hop fish n chicken is running through me. See this one dude leave out of the outhouse. I go in. There’s fucking nut all over the wall. Like not peanutbutter or cashews…man nut. Baby butter. All over the back wall and toilet seat.

    I end up shitting in a bag in a bucket in the trailer.

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      Imagine if it was actually the guy before him and you’ve been mad at the wrong guy lol

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      the philly cheese steak from hip hop fish n chicken

      Do you also cool yourself down with warm milk?

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        My milk has to be near freezing. Anyone who drinks warm milk is not on the same evolution tree as the rest of our civilized species.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      the fuck. at least put it down the elevator to the basement, wankerdude.

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    Did you really have to post a picture of the poop though? It’s so gross, at least nsfw it.

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      I think NSFL is the appropriate one but like, I’m a goober not an internet

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    I’ve always hated tobacco smoke. It’s just a disgusting smell. But nowadays I’m actually glad someone smoked up the portapotty. That’s preferable to the steaming hot piss & shit stew

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      Then when it’s freezing cold you get to lean back as you try to avoid the piss Steam cloud that rises up. There’s just no winning.

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        There is never any winning in a porta potty…

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          With the exception of not shitting yourself becaude theres a porta potty

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    Songlink YouTube

    There’s a song about the Porta Potty experience during a festival which translates to „Heat Death in the Porta Potty“ from the German band „Ersatzkopf“ (Head replacement)

    Here‘s the translated chorus:

    Heatdeath in the Porta Potty, woahoh

    Oh my God, I’m sweating so much, woahoh

    I’m going to take all my clothes off first

    Otherwise I won’t make it out of here alive

    Out of the Porta Potty, oh no no.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Just when you think you have an original song idea. Dammit. Mine was more folk than metal tho. I’m going to go listen to it I assume it’s metal

      Edit: I can take about a minute of the scream singing (my voice wears out) but I love it

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    You guys call them that?! We call them Porta-Potty in Canada. Lol

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      I think they might be brand names?

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      portajohn, portalet, portapotty, mobile turd station, backup shitter, we have a lot of names for 'em in california

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      Same in the Midwestern US

    • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      We call them Dixie’s in The Netherlands.

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        Good name for a disgusting shithole (Dixie is a nickname for southern part of America that fought a war to maintain slavery)

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          Yeah they can eat shit.

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          also a college in utah named in 1923 (renamed recently, but everyone there still calls it Dixie College). it’s hard for me not to think of that place as a shithole too, but they do have some nice national parks. and one nice state park. and one really weird and neat private park that’s worth visiting if you’re ever in Salt Lake City.

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    Some people pay good money for a sauna.

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    You just need to play some tunes from the ultimate poopin’ sound track: https://youtu.be/hT7x1NvGf5k

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