But, if these guys are already spending millions on monitoring all of us 24/7, maybe they could pick up the tab when things go wrong on their end

Even if you think they should be spying on everyone, even if they didn’t have time to realize this was a harmless kid’s instagram account, why are they punishing him for privately joking around with his friends.

What else are we not allowed to say privately? What might bring a knock to your door?