Proper uncensored version thanks to @baatliwala@lemmy.world
Couldn’t find a wild uncensored version, so here’s an edited version. #FuckCensorship
Ohhhh i thought it said duck and I was confused
What a quack.
Wow way to suck Google images
Circle to search is surprisingly good
Skin renews every vew days.
So what? And I also wash my hands regularly. The point still stands. It’s not gross, it’s just a fact.
I just stated a fact too.
Ah but is it still the same hand?
Mine has a dick in it pretty regularly. The point is still valid…
The fact you said “a dick” and not “my dick” 🤨
Gay, and bisexual people exist, ya know.
And women
No I don’t.
Straight, or bi women? Sure, there might be some. Allegedly.
Sometimes it’s more than one. 🫢
Every time you shake someone’s hand, remember statistically some of them were fingering pussy or touching dick more recently than the last time they washed their hands. The more you know 🌈
If you post censored shit I’m going to PM you shittingdicknipples and lemonparty.
/shakes tiny fist wistfully
I hold a duck once, didn’t know it was that widespread.
Brag much.
Some have even tested the depths of a twat or two
It has to vary from person to person but I’ve never seen a sexual guide that discusses how deep in inches the canal is
Mine has also been up to the wrist in vagina, with moderate colon (limited to the digits). I let people know this before they shake my hand, in the spirit of transparency.
Pftt I’m not afraid of a drink!
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
You’ll touch my dick and you’ll like it goddammit
thats why i dont shake hands anymore.
Me too. When in a social situation where it unavoidable I do it but then always wonder how many dicks has this hand handled
I wonder what it says under that grey bar. No way to tell.
Counterpoint: a greater number have touched a vagina (but that framing doesn’t obsess over a woman’s sexual purity, so, clearly less important)
Everyone has touched a vagina. You at least passed one on the way out.
Not people who were born via Caesarean.
The amount of technical correctness in this post is out of this world
That one pissed off Macbeth, too.
Counter counter point: a great number of dicks have touched a vagina
Present company excluded
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
I should hope so. If somebody shook my hand and, while maintaining eye contact, and confessed they’ve been free-willying every pee of their life, hands behand their head, I would have to seriously reconsider our relationship.
Thank god
“Almost” is a bit optimistic. Are femcels getting office jobs these days?
Some people are straight and left handed. Typically shake with your right. Possible to split the responsibility completely although has to be rare.
Do they also use the computer mouse with their right hand?
Definitely can be. Handedness is weird.
