• OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com
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    Comforting people with your voice is a form of magic and atheists don’t believe in magic, so they haven’t developed any incantations.

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      We need to think of some then!

      How about:

      “On average, the chances of you dying in the next week are only .01%, so buck up!”

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      Nah, comforting people is a form of social interaction. We are social animals and that helps us to survive bad situations. No magic in that.

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        Social interaction is magic. You have an organ for creating special waves that transmit your thoughts into other people’s heads? That’s just telepathy. Language is a superpower. And it only works because everyone believes a bunch of vibrating air molecules can have meaning, which is some spiritual woo-woo.

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      “I know things are bad now, but I can 100% guarantee you won’t got to Hell when you die.”