- The important bit: - the pets escaped through a dog door and were not harmed - Excellent work, carry on. 
- Thank fuck 
- I came for this. No interest in the article but wanted to know the dog was ok. 
- thank goodness! 
 
- Arfsonist 
- Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point. - Well hows that untypical? - Well, there are a lot of these dogs chewing things around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that pets aren’t safe. - But maybe lithium batteries aren’t safe… - It’s a reference to a famous funny video. Even the guys username is from it - Absolutely ludicrous, these are very very strong batteries. - Senator Collins, can you tell me about your government’s tax plan? - It’s a complete void. 
 
 
 
- Well, there are regulations governing the materials they can be made of. - What materials? - Well, cardboard’s out. - And? 
 
 
- Would like to see “dog chews don’t cause it to catch fire” to the regulations requirements - Well, I was thinking more about the other ones. 
 
 
 
- My only thought was that the pet owners are idiots - Well, I was thinking more about the other ones. 
- My cat exclusively choose USB cables, other cables are not tasty apparently. Is difficult to plan for everything. - Well, some of them are built so that they aren’t chewed on at all. 
- Cable plastics are derived from soy. They are designed to break down in landfills but the side effect is cat pasta. - Oh, very rigorous accessory engineering standards. 
 
 
 
 
- It was outside of the environment - It’s beyond the environment. It’s not in an environment. It’s been thrown beyond the environment. 
 
 
 
- August 8, 2024 - coulda sworn I’d seen this before - Same, honestly I’m surprised that it wasn’t older than that. Hell of a year amirite? 
 
- The dog has been arrested for arson. - Probably a radical left communist /s 
 
- Is there a mirror to this video? 
- keep portable charging devices out of pets’ reach - Realistically, I suspect that a smartphone battery is enough to start a fire. I doubt that there is any chance that every dog owner is going to keep smartphones out of pet reach. - Dogs have been chewing cords, starting fires, and electrocuting themselves since home electricity was a thing. - When my dog, Fester, was a puppy, he was chewing power cords and I am still surprised and grateful he never harmed himself in the process, at least not that warranted care. - He’s more constrained to his own toys and chewables now, but for a while nothing was safe. He has the epithet Fester The Destroyer for having chewed through over $1K of shoes in a week. His grand total it significantly higher. - Alexandrite doesn’t allow image downloading so - I don’t know how to provide pet tax.- Here we go. Jackie on the right; Fester (The Destroyer) on the left.  
- For cords, IIRC you can make them taste bad. - hits Amazon - https://www.amazon.com/Cord-Protector-CritterCord-Protect-Hazardous/dp/B000EH2I5O - Maybe it’d be possible to make something similar for phone cases. 
 
- Yeah, how else are they going to play flappy bird? 
 
- Apparently mice used to do this with old matches, before the invention of safety matches. 
- Look we have become man 
- Dog: dare you to go out without me, you motherfucker 
- Can we train dogs to do this to fascists? 
- This is why I don’t think the plastic portable power Bank things shouldn’t exist. - Mine is made of metal. I also don’t have a dog, and I don’t leave my power Bank where a dog would find it. So I’m triple safe? I suppose. - Plastic and metal aren’t going to do much difference when you’re talking that thin. The problem lies in piercing any lithium battery - I’m sure you can imagine dropping your power bank, electrical vehicle crashes, accidentally stepping on your phone etc. They can all lead to the battery going off - My battery bank has several mm of metal for the casing. - I promise it makes a difference. I’ve dropped it several times and the things it was dropped onto took more damage than the power bank did. - Dunno what cheap ass shit other people are buying… Clearly stuff that can be penetrated by a dog gnawing on it. 
 
- Mine was made of metal. It caught fire when I tried to open it to replace the battery. - They need to make those things easier to open to service… - You’ll get no argument from me. - When mine stops holding a charge, I plan on opening it up, finding new, equivalent cells, and building a new case for it around battery holders for the cells. I’m 98% certain I have cylindrical cells in mine… So some 18650 or 21700 cell holders, cells, and just wire it in to the same controller board and slap everything in a case with some padding to keep it from moving around. - That way I can keep using it until the controller board dies, and even then, I can later replace the controller board… - It’s my long-term plan to build and maintain my own power bank. - It will be encased in metal. - That was my plan before opening it caused a fire. - Fair enough. Hopefully I have better luck. - Take care of yourself and be safe out there. 
 
 
 
 















