I’m generally accepting but Irish is going a little far for me.
They’re fine by me as long as they don’t do it in public
I wish they had their own separate island or something idk
I’m sorry to bother, but as I’m very shy and rather vanilla, I’m not sure how people Irish with each other. Can you give an example? If it’s not too explicit, of course.
Give me three leprechauns , a case of Jameson, four pounds of potatoes and a bar of irish spring soap and I’ll show you.
No Irish beer? Cheapskate! No deal!
Beer is a daytime drink and this is happening at night.
Cooked potatoes?
When we’re done yes.
The Irish can’t get married because they won’t respect the institution of marriage since they can’t have potatoes.
Irish men look forward to marriage so their children can call them papa
…even them?..
I’m afraid so
what do you mean you’re afraid so?
Boo!
we turn very slowly towards you, the shadows growing around you. Our wings unfold and we open our many eyes, smiling so you can see our fangs
sina li monsuta ala tawa mi! mi lawa e jan ala li ike tan sijelo ona. mi wile e sina li pona. sina pona la mi wile jan pona sina.
btw you don’t need to use li if the sentence starts with mi, sina or similar things, like headnouns and/or names
I use li after mi and sina in compound sentences to make it clear that it’s a compound sentence.
I have so many opinions, I should make a toki pona com and put them there.
mi pona tan ni
mi wile musi tawa sina
mi pona e sina monsuta ala
btw you don’t use e after tawa if you have it mean “to”
(which seems to be what you planned based on the meanings
mi wile musi tawa sina - I want to be fun to you
mi wile musi tawa e sina - I want to make you movement-fun
Though I think it’s more likely you wanted to say something that would be better written as “mi wile e mi en sina li musi”)
“All love is beautiful!”
“Even Irish?”
“Uh. Good point. I guess yes? I have to think about it.”
“You include the Irish flag with LGBTQ flags?”
“Yes! It’s a regional thing.”

“Uh huh. What region?”
Albaby
Well I’m from Utica and I’ve never seen flags like these
LGBTQ acceptance? In this political climate, in this part of the world, localized entirely within Albany?!
That’s because steamed hams are for everyone.
I prefer mine pressed.
god knows that’s the kind of sick shit you “people” in Utica get up to
Extra starch, please
Bullshit. We all eat Ted’s Fish Fry up here.
This guy’s legit! We’re also accepting mentions of Jack’s drive in and certain non traditional pairings with mozzarella sticks.
I loved Jack’s as a kid. You could smell the place half a mile away. I remember when the girls skated up to your car and attached the tray to your window.
They were born that way after all.
Wokeness has officially gone too far
Igbt
Oops, i always thought the i in lgbtqi stood for intersex, silly me.
And in spite of everything, Ireland remains the brain of the Kingdom. The English, judiciously practical and ponderous, furnish the over-stuffed stomach of humanity with a perfect gadget–the water closet. The Irish, condemned to express themselves in a language not their own, have stamped on it the mark of their own genius and compete for glory with the civilized nations. This is then called English literature.
James Joyce
shrugs those flags are of a different type but not without a certain sympathetic tension…
Hey that last bit is positive growth for new york
Good. Ireland back to the Irish! <3
With this woke culture there will be Irish for everyone.
Well the English hate all of them so it’s fitting. I ain’t joking.
Also I just realized I’m in the Trans meme area.
Maybe they’re supporting Ivorians (which I looked up because I would’ve called them Ivory Coastians) instead.
I’m scared to ask, but
Is that where the eggs are kept?
PS - I’m home schooled
PPS - this is a joke
Eggs are usually stored cool. They need it so they are all the hotter when they break.














