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Oh well it’s worth it then.
I really wish these people would just go home and lay down. Like, if my health was turning to shit the last place I’d wanna be is around a bunch of ghouls in congress. We really need term limits.
Right? I keep wondering what the fuck keeps them going? Buy a small remote castle and go eat at a local restaurant for your remaining days ffs.
But noooo we gotta keep screwing people over. Absolute madness.
They’re addicted to power
They like being cruel
Me too but I have the good sense to constrain my impulses to RimWorld
Those parasites just want the free Air Conditioning
how bout age limits. if you wont be around to live the consequences of your actions you shouldnt be allowed to fucking decide for the rest of us.
We have term limits. The well-informed populace of Kentucky chose not to enact them.
Oh nice, he’s been hospitalized for 9 days and counting.
Please, please, please…
I know we’re talking about the worst of the worst, but does anyone really deserve an eternity with Mitch McConnell?
Maybe trump and mitch can get stuck together arguing about who messed up the country the most.
Satan does. Lil’ biches deserve eachother
Right. As if satan is as bad as ol mitch.
I think Satan just makes people pull various types of barbed wire through their urethras. On their birthdays there’s a whole pop goes the weasel song, where large beach umbrellas are pulled out by a stage magician. Everyone thinks they’ll be lucky, but they never are and ultimately one always opens, still stuck inside.
What did Satan ever do to you?
God has killed billions, Satan just chills out in Hell with his homies.
Neither exist like that, it was a form of hyperbole
He’s still in office, can’t think, can’t walk, can’t talk… but he can vote.
He can’t vote because he can’t walk in the building and physically vote.
Also we can never allow congressmen to vote remotely.
maybe when he goes back to work, people can be lined up outside his office to give him a good startling
It’s times like this that I wish I were a believer, so I could feel the satisfaction of imagining people like Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, McConnell, and others, being dragged down in terror to meet the punishment they’ve earned. The schadenfreude would be delicious.
Unfortunately, I can only be pleased that they’re finally gone.
I hope he knows how little we care about his health and are actively hoping for the worst
Look the last thing we need is any additional heat sources, but for this specific scenario I’ll make an exception.
Might even keep the gates open. I can think of a few more people we should nudge their way.
Even hell doesn’t want him, it’s the only reason why he’s managed to live this long despite looking like a corpse.
hey! no! fuck that! send him to heaven with all the other boring people. hell is where the cool folk go.
Why are people still holding him up to waddle around in full business attire?? Does the man have no other sense of purpose in life & refuses to retire? Would it be more difficult for him to lay in bed & relax than it would be to waste taxpayer money on people holding him up like a marionette puppet??
They are all part of some Israeli doomsday cult. A very evil one is why.
On America’s bday weekend…!!!
Hopefully our birthday wish comes true!
America deserves a little dead douche bag as a treat.
He’ll be dead before the end of the year
Nobody has seen him since he was found unresponsive, he’s probably already dead
Eh, a 3 week hospital stay post
cardiac arrestheart attack (misremembered what I read) isn’t common, but it’s not unusual either. He’s 110% in a sorry state but he’s receiving the best healthcare america has to offer. I wouldn’t be so quick to call it yetIt’s been reported that a medic on scene called out over the radio that CPR was in progress.
Either that was misreported, he’s the luckiest bastard alive (evil people never fucking die though), or he’s dead or a vegetable.
Remember a few weeks ago when trump said they have drugs to bring people back from the dead? Yea…
I’m pretty sure he’s dead now.
Hope you’re right
I hope it hurt the whole time
