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Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前

Repent or Perish

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Repent or Perish

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Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前
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  • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus
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    Disgusting, I better film this so the rest of the congregation knows to stay away

    fZpySY2LQc02LGz.jpg

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      Honestly genius way to get gay cat girls to perform for you, if you’re into that kind of thing.

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        Oh Fuck, You Are Gonna Make Me DEUS VULT

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      He is just searching where to get those outfits.

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      Who knows, maybe he decided to repent and is just still holding the sign because dropping it would be littering.

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    Something about this photo makes me suspect that this gentleman isn’t very sincere about his message.

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      As long as he repents he should be fine.

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        As long as he goes to church any given Sunday, all his sins will be forgiven. What a deal!

  • Gazza_of_the_Overflow@piefed.social
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    “I hope these goth girls don’t awaken anything in me…”

    -That guy, probably.

    • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I think it’s too late the way he is recording them, there’s only missing jets of steam escaping from his collar.

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    Dude taking a picture for later.

    • TheRiskiestBiscuit@reddthat.com
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      For… research.

    • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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      please excuse him while he leaves to use the bathroom

    • man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world
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      It took me a sec to catch that haha. He’s like two seconds away from ditching that sign altogether.

    • Avicenna@programming.dev
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      just to discuss with his friends how sinful those individuals are

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    Dude seems to be envious; why else would he film those two cuties?

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      For proof, just in case The Lord isn’t watching. Otherwise itll just be inadmissable hearsay when he tells the priest

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        “God, are you catching this? I’ll record it just in case so we can review it frame by frame together later during… prayer time…”

    • titanicx@lemmy.zip
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      To go with the gallon of lube he just ordered on Amazon.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      Same reason they always took pictures of my tits when I marched topless at pride. Obviously to show how queer people are degenerates and no other reason.

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    Shocking! Absurd! Ridiculous!

    What engineer built this bridge with only 15ft clearance?

    • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.works
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      Welcome to the 11 foot 8 bridge. Turns out the reason is a sewer pipe under the road, and a train bridge above.

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        Great, Youtube’s full-screen mode somehow manages to block my phone’s gesture control.

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      What engineer would use 'ft’s? *ducks*

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        Oh you don’t need to duck. 15’ isn’t that low

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          Not big enough for my ego

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        One who has to deal with American tradespeople… I don’t like it any more than anyone else, but they just reply by asking for it in feet.

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      That’s… That’s more clearance than a lot of bridges have. More than enough for basically any bus including many if not most double deckers or standard size freight.

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      Considering most large trucks are 13ft6in or lower it’s also not a legit reason for exclusion

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        That probably would have made a better baseline for my joke

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      That’s… there’s a 3x3 meter train crossing around here.

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    It’s all nice and cool but wtf is that road sign. Who the hell going to pay attention to grey sign which doesn’t even look like road sign while driving on what looks like 30 km/h road

    • Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Well just look at the flags, as a flag expert (or a flagspert as we officially call it) this looks to be in… Nazi Germany?

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        The Nazis were of course famously English speakers, so it all tracks.

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          Very fond of foreign cultures I’ve heard.

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    Guess I’ll just perish then.

    Looks way more fun lol

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      It’ll be one hell of a party down there

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      I’ll repent for what I’ve done wrong, but not to their god and they and I have very different views on what I’ve done wrong

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    The “CAUTION! Low Bridge” sign kills me. Something so… everyday in the middle of whatever this is.

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    Pardon my stupid, I just woke up. What is this event, what is happening, where why

    I require context

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      No idea where you’re located, but in America there are a lot of right-wing religious wingnuts that enjoy street-corner preaching, as it were.

      Most of this preaching involves carring signs with a fire-and-brimstone message and yelling about how the passers-by need to repent.

      The most famous example would be the

      Westboro Baptist Church (cw: slurs, homophobia, antisemitism, etc)

      Anyway, it’s common for audiences to troll these guys with gayness.

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        yeah it’s common for these wackos to show up at pride events too. this appears to be one

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        Yeah trolling them or counterprotesting them is almost like a rite of passage in some circles. I spent way too much time doing that in college.

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        Ah, makes sense. Where I am from, there are neither visibly queer people nor visibly right-wing religious wingnuts.

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          As a visibly queer person I might be willing to make that tradeoff tbh

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    I do love how everyone is basically ignoring him.

    There is definitely some irony in an overweight guy telling everyone else he doesn’t approve of their life choices.

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      While taking photos for later. What a joke.

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      This really is the best way to deal with people like this. Don’t even acknowledge their presence

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    Caution!

    Low Bridge

    Clearance 15ft.

    Large Trucks

    Prohibited

    Such poetry

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      Driving a Large Truck that’s 14’8" and I’m so excited until I read the last line.

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    I didn’t even notice the repent dude lol. I was just staring at that leashed ass

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    That “Cats” musical still going on?

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      Are they not foxes?

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        Pretty sure those are called people

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          Homosapians actually.

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            Homosexuals actually 🤓

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              Let’s say I’m not a homo but I ain’t sexual anymore but I do like cats! What category would you put me buckaroo?

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                Not a homo, not sexual, are you just a cat?

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        I thought fox or maybe wolf for the right one.

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    That video’s going right in his special interest folder

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      It’s going straight to the X(XX) files.

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