Elon and his Jr High/middle school energy. All that’s missing is an image of him standing serious as can be improperly holding a katana saying, “while you were busy being woke, I studied the blade.”
Oh don’t worry, we have that already. (please excuse the Reddit image link).
He is legit JP from Grandma’s Boy.
Does the music scare you, bigtiddygothgrany?
Oddly enough I love the song windowlicker by aphex twin. JP has a lot of problems but that song slaps
He should look into getting robot legs
He has the power of god and anime on his side
And 230 billion dollars
Thus proving that money cannot buy class or wisdom.
That’s absolutely insane. It was just a few years ago that he was worth less than 100.
And
230229 billion dollars
That’s the most edgy teenager post I’ve ever seen a boomer do.
Edit: I just remembered this exists.
He’s Gen X.
Take that back. We don’t want him.
It’s not about the Boomer on his birth certificate
It’s about the Boomer in his heart.
Which is kinda worse.
Since when? It’s crazy how easily generations are pitted against each other.
It’s all fucking stupidity.
Like every fucking baby boomer is some megalomaniacal racist, and nobody born after 1999 is.
The whole thing is just shitty thinking. It was fucking boomers that were essential to every damn stage of the civil rights movement. It was fucking boomers that fought against Reagan’s policies and the changes congress made. And , yes, it was also boomers doing the shitty stuff.
Gen x is no better or worse. Nor are millennials, gen z, or whatever the next couple will be. There’s fucking idiots in every generation. There’s assholes in every generation.
Trying to pretend actual baby boomers are the source of all evil is fucking dumb and the people that do it are their generation’s crop of idiots. The ones that use boomer to mean anyone older than they are are even bigger idiots.
Yeah, like when every fucking person born in the forties and fifties is dead, there’s going to be a wave of magic that turns everyone born after that into some paragon of virtue and genius. Makes total fucking sense.
Fuck, the same idiots bitching about boomers often voted for fucking Sanders. There’s even some of those idiots that were riding Musk’s jock until he “switched teams”.
It’s fucking absurd how truly dumb humans are.
ok, boomer
(sorry, I couldn’t resist, I agree with you)
:)
And here we have it folks: if anyone asks for it, this is the is definitive photographic evidence that Musk is the biggest douche in the universe, the pinnacle of douchedom.
To think that people actually look up to this muskrat.
“I’m thinking about getting metal legs. It’s a risky surgery, but it’s worth it. Meep morp.” -Elon probably
That’s not so crazy for a GenX kid. I know. I was there.
does he also threaten to hack people
While you were partying, Elon was studying the blade.
Elongated Muskrat is the kind of person I can imagining going “psshh… nothing personnel, kidd…” and tries to teleport behind you to stab you
Anybody remember when we would question whether tweets like this were real or not and would need to check to confirm it?
Ahh, yes. In the before times…
The long long ago
Before the dark times… Before the Empire.
Obviously. Nobody fakes tweets anymore because they look reasonable compared to the real stuff no matter how hard you try.
Money cannot buy happiness.
I miss those days. The utter craziness of people like Musk seems so… normal these days. He’s so far off the deep end and yet, somehow has supporters and fans and far too many people willing to still use his shit.
The tweet has major middle school edgelord vibes
Someone get Elon a No Fear tee shirt
This is straight up nice guy mall ninja shit.
“Maybe this is their lucky day…” He finished writing as he looked in the mirror at the Fedora with a ninja star tucked in its brim.
That stranger on the Internet has no idea just how close they came to seeing the full might and fury which caused Twilight Sparkle to fall for Elon in the first place.
Finished protecting the interwebs, he went back to trying to bring his waifu to life by sending an even bigger check to his AI engineers. She’s the only one that truly understands him.
His mom really needs to take away his Internet privileges.
Elon is becoming the posterchild for cringe
Big mall sword energy
Gotta get that nippon
Becoming…
This is an adult responsible for thousands of jobs.
That was my first reaction to this.
How can someone be simultaneously so powerful and so immature? What batshit insane circumstances have given this manchild so much influence?
What batshit insane circumstances have given this manchild so much influence?
patriarchal white supremacist capitalism
It’s all an act, why are people still paying attention to him?
Leave x
I’ve never had a Twitter, nor “X” account. I get your point, though.
Well he inherited a lot of money, invested in the people who who were technically very competent and driven, then when he got hype he was able to attract more people like that, he made two investments that were popular among the leftwing during the Obama years so lots of government cash, and then established people just assume the stock prices of his companies could only go up.
So, the entire establishment is full of idiots. Got it.
Those jobs are the least worrying thing he has responsibility/power over…
Well, it’s thousands less since he fired all l those twitter employees. And he wants Teslas to both be built by robots and to drive themselves. So at least he’ll be increasingly less responsible for jobs that are subject to harassment and racism as time goes by.
Elon’s lawyers: “He didn’t mean that.”
Elon: “Yes I did.”
Elon’s lawyers: “He really didn’t mean that. He’s just cranky because he skipped lunch.”
If by “lunch” you mean “impregnating his secretary to spread ze glorious vite race” then yeah.
Elon: “Here’s a map to where the bodies are buried.”
Lawyer: “Can I join them?”
This is so incredibly cringe.
Not long now until he posts videos of himself cutting water bottles with a “katana”
I think we are past that.
He has already said he would fight that Zuck kid, as soon as school finishes, by the bike racks. But somehow never managed to show up.
He was gonna, but it would have been selfish to fight Zuck - he knows the Internet needs his constant vigilance, and he can’t spare time like that. Damn the weight of his responsibilities!
Real Dwight Schrute energy.
I expect to see your meme used unironically by the “grindset” morons very soon.
It scares me how some people idolize him.
There was a time when he seemed impressive: breaking into the space launch market and killing it with electric cars.
He did a great job destroying his image in a short time.
Patrick Bateman did that?
Fuck what’s next? If you don’t like me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best?
He passed that loooong ago.
I don’t even like him at his best
This tweet sounds like the kind of shit you’d see online when someone wants to be tough but is also too scared to tell the cashier they gave the wrong change back.
14yo Tumblr user beef ahh billionaire
Right? He has all this money and influence, but all he seems to want to do with it is complain like an angsty teen online. Dude has less self control than your average teenager.
