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I don’t mind pineapple on pizza. And pineapple of nachos sounds awesome. With jalapenos, red onion and meat?
Yeah, gimme
This sounds delicious.
Al pastor has pineapple. I like that.
People who get pissy off of pineapple on pizza are so corny. It’s like level 1 controversy types of foods. We got countries putting spaghetti and squid on pizza.
I have a bigger problem with putting tomato slices on pizzas. They are mostly water so they not only shrivel down to sad little strips but they leave the pizza soggy.
you don’t cook the pizza with slices on it. the go on after, or you used pre-cooked/dried tomatoes
cold sliced roma and fresh basil is pretty great on a pizza.
I’m convinced it was never the pineapple which set off their distaste, but rather the shitty ham that comes on hawaiian pizza from some chains.
The shitty ham certainly did not help. Picking off the pineapple left sad in it’s place.
The pineapple being hot alters the taste a bit. I like Hawaiian pizza, but if I make it at home I put room temp pineapple on it after baking instead of baking it with the pizza because I want the tanginess more than the sweetness.
What kind of monster puts broccoli on their nachos?
Someone trying to eat their nutrients? The pineapple should overpower the taste
This is some white level 100 shit.
Shit I’m 100% white but at least I have the good sense to have lucked into the original gene variants that recognize bitter vegetables as poison.
Is it controversial? Pineapple is a common ingredient in salsa here.
Same here. Some like it since it gives nice sweetness. I don’t care for it.
On pizza it works with some toppings. Chicken hawaii is great for example
I was just thinking that. Mango, too. Nice for a change once in a while.
I like mango salsa with fish tacos since it isn’t always so sweet. Pineapple hits different though, but I’m willing to give it a go.
Ok I’m ready
…tha fuck, is that broccoli?
It is.
I love this! I will try it
Throw some pork / chorizo on it and call it al pastor. I’ll eat it even with broccoli
I fuck with pineapple. It’s like bbq sauce in fruit form.
Pineapples contain bromelain, an enzyme that breaks down proteins, even in human flesh, earning them the nickname “the fruit that eats you back”.
I passed out while eating a pineapple drunk once to wake up in the morning with my face all burnt.
I would not suggest sticking your dick in it.I fuck with pineapple. It’s like bbq sauce in fruit form.
Maybe it’s because I don’t use BBQ sauce during sex, but I don’t understand fucking with pineapple
Easy, you core it out, and fuck it!
Warm it up in the microwave a bit first
Not saying you’re missing out but you could be getting fruitier.
With broccoli!
Yeah, pineapple? Totally fine. Broccoli? Straight to jail!
That’s the real crime here.
I also like broccoli on pizza a lot.
Me too! When we both inevitably go to hell for our culinary sins, we should hang out!
Yeah that’s cool with me
Get out
Do you roast it beforehand so it’s not just soggy steamed bits?
It just comes out roasted, browned, and slightly crispy with the pizza. Nothing special for it. I cut the pieces pretty small/thin though. If you want big pieces then I think pre-roasting would be smart
I’ve never thought to try that. I’m definitely gonna have to.
What other toppings do you do with broccoli?
Anything, everything. Basically supreme? Onion, mushroom, olive, pepperoni, ham, cherry tomato, whatever. Wouldn’t really do pineapple with broccoli but pineapple has it’s time and place.
Beef, onions, and brown sauce
Is brown sauce like bbq or “chinese” (USA chinese restaurant) brown sauce? Because one of these options sounds completely batshit insane to me but also I’m the one putting broccoli on my pizza so… maybe??? Would try
The latter. I built and worked at a fusion Chinese pizzeria.
😲
Yeah I’d try it
Straight to jail.
I’d eat them.
I used to make these all the time. Based mine off of some tacos from a now-closed Denver restaurant. Mine featured spiced ground beef, pepper jack, caramelized piña, diced avocado, black beans, and a light drizzle of habanero mayo. Dang, now I’m hungry.
This looks delicious!
I’d fuck this up so quick. I’ve been on a pineapple kick for a while now.
